Dirty selfies at work

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Are selfies the art of our generation? Self-portraits for everyone? I certainly hope not, but it seems like everybody is celebrating everything with selfies these days. Check out Manny Pacquiao's "before the weigh-in" selfie from last week:. Well, okay. I guess if you're an international boxing superstar about to start the fight of the century, or the Secretary of State chillin' with a baby elephant, taking a selfie to celebrate is understandable. But if you're just standing in front of the bathroom mirror at work taking selfie…after selfie…after selfie…you might need help.

Here are 11 types of selfies we all need to stop taking or, at least, stop ing to social networks. Disclaimer: I'm no selfie-saint. I'm basically guilty of taking all of these selfies and ing them to Instagram. Bathroom selfies can go wrong in so many ways, from dirty mirrors to, uh, accidentally revealing that you're on the toilet. So maybe just…don't? We'd rather see photos of you and your pet, I don't know, enjoying the outdoors—not a photo of you trying to wrestle your pet into submission so you can take a pet selfie.

If you're sleeping, you can't take a selfie. And if you're taking a selfie, you're not sleeping. It's one thing to take cute couple pictures…it's another thing to take vomit-inducing couple selfies. Look at these two selfies. They're basically the exact same picture.

Yet I felt the need to take both of them and both of them. Nobody wants to be reminded that you're at the gym while they're in bed, browsing Instagram. We get it, you work out. Bonus points for posting at 4 a. While the "duckface" does give you epic cheekbones ala Kim K…it also makes you look like an idiot.

So would you rather have epic cheekbones and look like an idiot, or have average cheekbones and look somewhat smart? You know that we aren't fooled into thinking you have lips that plump and cheekbones that pronounced, right? But that doesn't mean you need to snap a selfie. And do not take pictures of yourself while driving!

If you took your selfie in practically-pitch-blackness, it's probably not great, resolution-wise. And that means it's probably not worth sharing with the world. Just sayin'. Because the only way to let people know you're relaxing in paradise or by your apartment complex pool at 2 p. Besides, you don't want to end up on hot-dog-legs.

Sarah is a freelance writer and editor based in Los Angeles. Check out Manny Pacquiao's "before the weigh-in" selfie from last week: Well, okay. The bathroom selfie Bathroom selfies can go wrong in so many ways, from dirty mirrors to, uh, accidentally revealing that you're on the toilet. The pet selfie We'd rather see photos of you and your pet, I don't know, enjoying the outdoors—not a photo of you trying to wrestle your pet into submission so you can take a pet selfie.

The sleeping selfie If you're sleeping, you can't take a selfie. The couple selfie It's one thing to take cute couple pictures…it's another thing to take vomit-inducing couple selfies. The multiple selfies Look at these two selfies. The gym selfie Nobody wants to be reminded that you're at the gym while they're in bed, browsing Instagram. The duckface selfie While the "duckface" does give you epic cheekbones ala Kim K…it also makes you look like an idiot.

The grainy, low-resolution selfie If you took your selfie in practically-pitch-blackness, it's probably not great, resolution-wise. The pool legs selfie Because the only way to let people know you're relaxing in paradise or by your apartment complex pool at 2 p. The extreme selfie The Flash Pack Just kidding, extreme selfies are awesome. But super dangerous. And not for the faint-hearted. Note: When you purchase something after clicking links in our articles, we may earn a small commission. Read our affiliate link policy for more details.

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