Going commando in school

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Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week. How is this a thing? Where do you do gym but don't shower afterwards? Isn't everyone naked then? Wait, why would that be shocking to them?

Don't you shower after gym class anyway? Who goes from gym class to putting clothes on? I used to go commando every day, I just refused to change. I feel bad for y'all who had to shower after gym class. That's just awkward. Thankfully, here in Baltimore County, we use showers. Have you just experienced an FML moment? Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?

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Going commando in school

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